Paradox of marriage

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

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There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

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Tribalism and politics has become so toxic to us Kenyans untill every word you speak, revolves around the 2,

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever”

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

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When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A thought of mind

Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz

WISE STATUS 20

Every morning, every moment, always remember that our God is GOD OF LOVE.

WISE STATUS 19

Experience is what you get when you dont get what you want.