Paradox of marriage

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

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There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

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Tribalism and politics has become so toxic to us Kenyans untill every word you speak, revolves around the 2,

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.